Attack anyway?


Telemachus
The Vaunted
Level 150
Life points
20 %
Experience
24.56 %
Strength
1267
Dexterity
1642
Agility
1650
Constitution
817
Charisma
1267
Intelligence
1275
Armour 37391
Damage 1049 - 1151
Attention

This item will become soul bound as soon as you put it on!

Character description

I'm ugly...I'm mean...I'm stoopit...and I smell like mothballs...Care to give me a hug?

BREAK DOWN THE WALLS

If you outbid me on the auction. Oh well. That's why it's an auction. I'll not cry.

Chest thumping threats are funny. Please, send them. Make sure you say, YAAARRRRR!!! I will not stand on my knees!!! You will die forever!!! I will get you all forever!!! You will know my wrath!!! Sputter sputter...YAAARRRRR!!! AND...AND...AND....YAAAAARRRRR!!!


Oy! I click my mouse in your general di-rection, sir!


I will CLICK your butt!


<character description template for dummies>

List your highest raids and gloat over your victims.

List your arena rankings, don`t forget the jackpots!

Explain why you are so awesome and toss in a little cliche background story for your character.

Threaten all your would-be enemies with empty threats and libel them a bit.

</character description template for dummies>

Here is a fun drinking game for you and your guild: pick a number between 1 and 1000, look up the corresponding player in the highscores and take a shot of your favorite liquor for every element of the template that is in their description.
Cheers!!!

Enjoy the hangover;)







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